When we sent out the call for articles in January, we asked you to contribute anything do with technical communication, from serious articles to news items and humorous issues. As a consequence this issue has a 'Humour' section!

So, if you have more jokes, poems or a cartoon, please send them in.

Cathy and Poornima

Mike Unwalla's Poem

Eye yam a dock you mentor,
Aye hell pew sirs under stand,
Though soup err soft where prod ducks,
Maid bye the Bess mines inn hour land.

And here's a translation...

I am a documenter,
I help users understand,
Those super software products,
Made by the best minds in our land.

Caroline Jarret's Cracker Joke

Q. What do you call Santa's little helpers?
A. Subordinate clauses.